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YaMiTa
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|  Subject: Baby Born With Penis On Back  Wed 18 Jun - 15:22 | |
| The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.
Surgery
But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens' Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood.
The rare condition, the first for Tianjin Childrens' Hospital, is called fetus in fetu (FIF).
Doctors, who spent over three hours removing the extra penis on June 6, said he was fine following surgery.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece
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NPBundercover
AG Emperor Level 5
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Wed 18 Jun - 17:01 | |
| Yeah if they let him live that life, how would he urinate? If not, during sex, the girl would have to ride his back...
And some friendly taps in the back may crush his balls... Especially when he's sitting on a chair, a seat, etc... Maaan his balls would get ultimately squashed up...
I'd definitely go with the surgery but they should move it to the appropriated area instead of chopping it off once and for all... It doesn't sound easy though... Haha...
You see the back of his shirt stretching and people wouldn't even know he's horny but just freaky.
"Look, I have a magic trick to show you... I can lift my shirt magically..."
If he's learning to skate on ice and then he falls on his back, it's already a good bye to his balls...
"Hey girl, can you scrath my back for me? I can't reach it..." - "Eww what is that boss?" - "Oh it's just a giant spot I was born with... Not a giant acne or anything." - "But it got bigger and harder just when I touched it!" - "Don't worry, it grows everytime I take deep breath." - "No offence but it reminds me of a dick" - *Stumped*...
When a girl wanna have sex with him, she unzip his pants and realize there's nothing... "Just take my shirt off and you'll find it"... Or he makes up a game for the girl... "Find my dick in 5 seconds and I'll give you 100 bucks"...
Which reminds me, he can't be horny on the beach, otherwise he'd be a completely revealed horny mutant...
Alright I'm random today, I'll go refresh my mind by going somewhere haha...
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YaMiTa
AG Korea Clan
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Wed 18 Jun - 18:04 | |
| ^HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
magic trick.. omg XDDD
but.. ew.. how to urinate.. lol |
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NPBundercover
AG Emperor Level 5
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Wed 18 Jun - 21:40 | |
| | YaMiTa wrote: | ^HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
magic trick.. omg XDDD
but.. ew.. how to urinate.. lol |
Haha that magic trick... Imagine if there was an asshole who wanted to ruin the trick by lifting the "magician's" shirt and yelling "BULLSHIT THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE LIFTING IT!"...
That's right... No mechanism, no tools, but a simple dick on the back. And then being an asshole again, the guy slaps the dick and say "THIS IS FAKE AND AN UGLY JOKE PREPARED FOR PEOPLE WHO MAY LIFT THE SHIRT!"... That had to hurt... But then again the magician would be frustrated so he'll be like "OH YEAH?! WATCH THIS!" *Pees on the asshole's face*.
Or an even more disgusting magic trick...
"I will grab my little toy, *pretends to grab his thing between the legs* and I will put it on my back *pretends to put it on his back invisibly*... Now lift the shirt for me please... *The person lifts his shirt and freaks out* See? See? It can even animate. *Diggling diggling* You can touch it if you don't believe me..."... Then the trick ends there, he doesn't bring it back to the appropriated area... HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! A trick for adult spectators only.
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YaMiTa
AG Korea Clan
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Thu 19 Jun - 16:03 | |
| hahaha you and your thoughts XDDD
i'd never think that way.. lol
admire you xDD |
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xOnexNxOnlyxBabyx
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My job is : student and .....unknown for now
I like : Music (singing), Movies, Cooking, DDR, a little piano, anime,tennis, ect.
My current thoughts : midterms over but still busy with practicing for tennis before the tryouts and the play Grease
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Sun 22 Jun - 21:38 | |
| holy moly that looks extremely painful...i feel sorry for that baby
Fetus in Fetu? wth lol
omgoodiegosh 3 hours that's a long time |
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Mave
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| | Subject: Re: Baby Born With Penis On Back Tue 24 Jun - 1:13 | |
| @NPB: Amazing how you came up with all of those things. Haha. I give you a perfect LOL out of LOL! 
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NPBundercover
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